is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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