Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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