btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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