another moral hangover. fuck.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm like, not good at living.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Randomize
