didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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