ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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