2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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