Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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