All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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