I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
