she kept yelling 'call me bella'
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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