girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Found the puke drawer
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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