the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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