If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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