thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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