So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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