found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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