Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Still dying that you shit outside
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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