Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
