in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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