I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
