it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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