Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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