gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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