The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
