did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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