Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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