i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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