There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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