Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Can I color on your dick again?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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