I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Alive.
So much puke
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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