at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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