my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
what day is it and did you see me today?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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