not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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