Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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