So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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