1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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