i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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