Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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