i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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