So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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