wake up i wanna do it froggy style
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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