i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Randomize
