I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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