names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
this boner is exhausting
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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