i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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