Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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