Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Randomize
