wrigley field is MILF paradise
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
