I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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