Plan B is the new Plan A
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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