Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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