do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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